• parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
  • me: in five years it'll be my last name too
  • parents: what
  • me:
  • me: what

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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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